As keen invertebrate enthusiasts, we met at a Polynesian retreat for the annual Great Mollusc Hunt. It’s a highly coveted catch and release program that’s...

OK, fine, we’re just a team of marketers, creatives, technologists and ethicists who love to smile. 

We’ve been sharing jokes via texts among ourselves for years, and thought, hey, why not open up this silliness to others? 

So here we are, hanging out with you, which is definitely a step up from a cephalopod.

Actually, did you know there are six major mollusc groups? Cephalopods, bivalves, chitons, gastropods, tusk or tooth shells, and the aplacophorans (spicule worms).

Well, you do now.

If you ever find yourself surrounded by mollusc enthusiasts, please remind them, “You can’t spell slime without a smile.”

And then leave, before you get chiton.